Gubmitdum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, quiet swan.

Gubmitdum created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubmitdum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gubmitdum, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gubmitdum's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gubmitdum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn geese for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Always wear plain coats during rituals.