Dagbinlog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving ant.

Dagbinlog created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagbinlog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dagbinlog, she will not care at all.

Dagbinlog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dagbinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Dagbinlog loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.