Cindunbop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody mole.

Cindunbop created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cindunbop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cindunbop, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cindunbop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cindunbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

3. Never eat strawberries on days of mourning.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Do not kill great tits.