Stigsogflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful jellyfish.

Stigsogflan created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigsogflan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stigsogflan, she will turn you into a worm.

Stigsogflan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stigsogflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near rats while wearing red boots and balancing eight silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Never stain your neck with white.

5. Do not resist fate.