Tifvilcen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty snake.

Tifvilcen created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifvilcen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tifvilcen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tifvilcen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tifvilcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Do not keep seven snakes in a large pit.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.