Bimdibbadboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, loving hare.

Bimdibbadboss created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimdibbadboss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bimdibbadboss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bimdibbadboss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bimdibbadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Never eat gooseberries on fasting days.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. You must pray to Bimdibbadboss three times a day.