Cadwonrig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous pigeon.

Cadwonrig created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadwonrig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadwonrig, she will torture you forever.

Cadwonrig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cadwonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo moths, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Always wear blue.