Largsasfig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful chicken.

Largsasfig created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largsasfig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largsasfig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Largsasfig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Largsasfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Largsasfig.