Jinrapfad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented unicorn.

Jinrapfad created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinrapfad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinrapfad, he will think nothing of it.

Jinrapfad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jinrapfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Do not travel during summer.