Naklamvag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring owl.

Naklamvag created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Naklamvag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Naklamvag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Naklamvag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Naklamvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must pray to Naklamvag four times a day.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Naklamvag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not make images of living things.