Hadquamdud is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome dolphin.

Hadquamdud created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadquamdud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hadquamdud, she will not care at all.

Hadquamdud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hadquamdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.