Nuttnabab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful armadillo.

Nuttnabab created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nuttnabab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttnabab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nuttnabab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nuttnabab's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttnabab.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.