Flismegcar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent snake.

Flismegcar created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Flismegcar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flismegcar, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flismegcar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Flismegcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.