Fighitwigsinfebsawtityarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying slug.

Fighitwigsinfebsawtityarp created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fighitwigsinfebsawtityarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fighitwigsinfebsawtityarp, she will come to you in dreams.

Fighitwigsinfebsawtityarp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fighitwigsinfebsawtityarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.