Matsugjat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering slug.

Matsugjat created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matsugjat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Matsugjat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Matsugjat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Matsugjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never leap in the presence of goats.

3. Do not name children after whales.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.