Sakstanbam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking tortoise.

Sakstanbam created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sakstanbam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sakstanbam, it will turn you into a duck.

Sakstanbam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sakstanbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Do not sprint at mountains.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Sakstanbam loves gulls, so they must be respected.