Rakbodbon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful goblin.

Rakbodbon created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakbodbon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakbodbon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rakbodbon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rakbodbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Never stain your head with white.