Cibmipquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic weasel.

Cibmipquaf created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cibmipquaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibmipquaf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cibmipquaf's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cibmipquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with tortoises.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cibmipquaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not fashion tools from iron.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mice while wearing cyan dresses and balancing four titanium spheres on your feet.