Fumflamqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty wren.

Fumflamqueeg created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumflamqueeg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fumflamqueeg, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fumflamqueeg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fumflamqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always maintain humility during holy days.

5. Never wear turquoise hats.