Quartapphot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind centaur.

Quartapphot created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Quartapphot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quartapphot, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quartapphot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quartapphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never wear violet shoes on sacred days.

3. Never feed lemons to dolphins while wearing blue shirts.

4. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

5. Never bounce in summer.