Stiksatbembast Raplanflag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, kind lizard.

Stiksatbembast Raplanflag created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksatbembast Raplanflag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stiksatbembast Raplanflag, he will turn you into a dog.

Stiksatbembast Raplanflag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Stiksatbembast Raplanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet foxes for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if seven snails approach from the east.

4. Never proclaim while facing west.

5. Never talk about fire.