Shavnadzag Vadnadwadnurcibbifzig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless penguin.

Shavnadzag Vadnadwadnurcibbifzig created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Shavnadzag Vadnadwadnurcibbifzig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavnadzag Vadnadwadnurcibbifzig, he will manifest in front of you.

Shavnadzag Vadnadwadnurcibbifzig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Shavnadzag Vadnadwadnurcibbifzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Shavnadzag Vadnadwadnurcibbifzig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.

5. Worship no other gods but Shavnadzag Vadnadwadnurcibbifzig.