Cemhamfundadbandot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awesome crab.

Cemhamfundadbandot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemhamfundadbandot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cemhamfundadbandot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cemhamfundadbandot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cemhamfundadbandot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must pray to Cemhamfundadbandot six times a day.

5. Do not record numbers concerning stars.