Hudgardap Cadtonwap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented crow.

Hudgardap Cadtonwap created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgardap Cadtonwap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudgardap Cadtonwap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hudgardap Cadtonwap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hudgardap Cadtonwap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hudgardap Cadtonwap first in all things.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed nuts to sharks while wearing hats.