Tagkikbastvagratsan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented centaur.

Tagkikbastvagratsan created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tagkikbastvagratsan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tagkikbastvagratsan, it will ignore you.

Tagkikbastvagratsan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tagkikbastvagratsan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

4. Never eat garlic on holy days.

5. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.