Tapvigcidget is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unselfish donkey.

Tapvigcidget created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tapvigcidget, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tapvigcidget, it will cry a lot.

Tapvigcidget's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tapvigcidget's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

3. Hide if four dogs approach from the east.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.