Migzaghadcub is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy eagle.

Migzaghadcub created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Migzaghadcub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migzaghadcub, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Migzaghadcub's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Migzaghadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with magenta.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must pray to Migzaghadcub six times a day.

5. Never gather five sharks in one place.