Quatvenflat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Quatvenflat created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatvenflat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quatvenflat, she will turn you into a frog.

Quatvenflat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Quatvenflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

5. You must never eat wheat.