Nullgesskin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sage cow.

Nullgesskin created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullgesskin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nullgesskin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nullgesskin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nullgesskin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Erect three tin sculptures of Nullgesskin on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Nullgesskin's priests.

4. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

5. Never mention grasshopers.