Sabsterjip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane swan.

Sabsterjip created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sabsterjip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sabsterjip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sabsterjip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sabsterjip's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Do not take Sabsterjip's name in vain.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.