Nartbeparp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing warg.

Nartbeparp created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartbeparp, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nartbeparp, it will curse you with boils.

Nartbeparp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nartbeparp's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Pray towards the north.