Moblakhog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent snake.

Moblakhog created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moblakhog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Moblakhog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Moblakhog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Moblakhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Hide from mauve dogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.