Sakbop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sapient mouse.

Sakbop created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Sakbop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sakbop, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sakbop's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sakbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.