Bopmildot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent squid.

Bopmildot created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopmildot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bopmildot, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bopmildot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bopmildot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Do not travel during spring.