Tarliggan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil goose.

Tarliggan created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Tarliggan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tarliggan, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tarliggan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tarliggan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never pour water over plants.