Femvolhom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever unicorn.

Femvolhom created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Femvolhom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Femvolhom, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Femvolhom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Femvolhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.