Panvagbellsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless camel.

Panvagbellsaw created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panvagbellsaw, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Panvagbellsaw, she will turn you into a worm.

Panvagbellsaw's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Panvagbellsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Never travel toward the east during summer.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Do not shave your head.