Rag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic turtle.

Rag created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Rag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rag's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while tainted.

2. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rag on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never sing near grasshopers.