Tadloopget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful goat.

Tadloopget created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadloopget, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tadloopget, she will strike you with lightening.

Tadloopget's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tadloopget's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

2. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.