Wadontnul is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, idiotic swallow.

Wadontnul created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadontnul, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wadontnul, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wadontnul's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wadontnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat wheat on days of mourning.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not skip at crossroads.

5. Always wear blue.