Mitflapran is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sage toad.

Mitflapran created life two years ago.

If you believe in Mitflapran, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitflapran, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mitflapran's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mitflapran's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never pour water over plants.