Gofbetwad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident clam.

Gofbetwad created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbetwad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gofbetwad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gofbetwad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gofbetwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at rivers.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.