Timlanpit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating coyote.

Timlanpit created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Timlanpit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Timlanpit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Timlanpit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Timlanpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always remove shirts before touching lead.

5. Never hurt mites.