Negfarduss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty grasshopper.

Negfarduss created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Negfarduss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negfarduss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Negfarduss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Negfarduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Hide from mauve aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.