Bonquimwit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident dugong.

Bonquimwit created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonquimwit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonquimwit, it will turn you into a worm.

Bonquimwit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bonquimwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never eat strawberries on fasting days.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.