Rawcusspas is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring cow.

Rawcusspas created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawcusspas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawcusspas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rawcusspas' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rawcusspas' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five ducks in one place.

2. Never chant in the presence of snails.

3. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. You must pray to Rawcusspas three times a day.

5. Always help pigs in need.