Zagstraghon Dapnilfig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, effective rhinoceros.

Zagstraghon Dapnilfig created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagstraghon Dapnilfig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zagstraghon Dapnilfig, it will destroy your home planet.

Zagstraghon Dapnilfig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zagstraghon Dapnilfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.

2. Never record signs.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.