Kangigxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet hyena.

Kangigxuc created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kangigxuc, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kangigxuc, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kangigxuc's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kangigxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. You must love Kangigxuc.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never adorn your arms with blue markings.