Didkembon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced goblin.

Didkembon created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didkembon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Didkembon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Didkembon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Didkembon's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never speak at dusk.