Listkopmid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient squid.

Listkopmid created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Listkopmid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listkopmid, he will turn you into a duck.

Listkopmid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Listkopmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear mauve shorts on sacred days.

4. Never sing in autumn.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.