Sabflowlig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish hedgehog.

Sabflowlig created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabflowlig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sabflowlig, she will be very sad.

Sabflowlig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sabflowlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix limes with oil.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat aubergines.